Be yourself; Everyone else is already taken.
— Oscar Wilde.
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Be yourself; Everyone else is already taken.
— Oscar Wilde.
This is the first post on my new blog. I’m just getting this new blog going, so stay tuned for more. Subscribe below to get notified when I post new updates.
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Count…
Level 8 Total physical relaxation. Enjoy the moment, wait, gloat, then when this feels effortless, glide toward…
Level 7 Slow down your thought process. Enjoy, then count down to…
Level 6 Thoughts are now taken at a molto largo pulse. Linger there, then count to…
Level 5 Feel physically lighter. Lightness lifts your body gently upwards as you float beautifully and calmly. Enjoy, then reach…
Level 4 Sunshine, warmth, and inner glow fills your entire being. Deep pleasurable contentment. Take time to savor this, then go towards…
Level 3 Absolutely no thoughts other than “of the moment!” Live in the present completely. Warmth and contentment then…
Level 2 You are virtually asleep. Give in to it. Let go, then reach the magical, creative…
Level 1 Your most creative state, poised as it is on the cusp of sleep. Take a deep breath, relax, and maintain complete tranquility and calm. You can then imagine whatever positive ambition(s) you have in front of you on your big cinema screen! The possibilities should most certainly include nerve-free performance, with enjoyment of each and every piece in question,
and most certainly no end-gaining angst whatsoever. Play through the whole piece you are going to perform in concert in your head at level 1. This is your own perfect film.
After level 1’s film has run its course, slowly count back by retracing the numerical steps in reverse order from 1 up to 8. Then slowly, but with calm, confident energy, stand up. You are ready to perform to your maximum potential.
You can spend the final hour before your stage entrance practicing the visualization countdown.
The Holy Bible states, “Then Simon Peter . . . arrived and went into the garden tomb, in the Garden of Gethsemane. He saw the strips of linen lying there, as well as the burial cloth that had been around Jesus’ head. The cloth was folded up by itself, separate from the linen.” (Gospel of John 20:6,7 NIV)
This burial cloth had been placed over the face of Jesus just before His burial in the tomb. Traditionally, in accordance with Jewish burial customs the strips of linen, cloth separate from the burial cloth over the face, had been wrapped around Jesus’ body before burial in the tomb. While the strips of linen were simply lying there, the cloth that had covered the face of Jesus was folded up by itself, separated from the grave clothes, the strips of linen. Jesus had put aside His strips of linen and had taken the time to fold up his burial cloth and set it apart from the strip of linen. Why? Why does Holy Writ emphasize the importance of this, taking an entire verse to tell us about it? What is the importance? Is it significant? Keep reading for an amazing revelation!
In order to understand the significance of the folded cloth, you have to understand a little bit about Hebrew tradition. The folded napkin had to do with a clear message between a Master and his Servant. Every Jewish person knows this tradition. When the servant set the dinner table for his master, he made sure that it was exactly the way the master wanted it. After the table was perfectly furnished perfectly then the servant would wait, just out of sight, until the master had finished eating. The servant would not dare touch that table, until the master was finished.
When the master was done eating, he would rise from the table, wipe his fingers, his mouth and clean his beard. The master would then wad up that napkin into a ball and toss it onto the table. The servant would then know to clear the table. The wadded napkin give the clear message, saying, “I’m done.”
However, if the master got up from the table, and folded his napkin, and laid it beside his plate, the servant would not dare touch the table. The folded cloth give this clear message, saying, “I’m not finished yet. I’m coming back!”
2. Love does not behave unseemly (1 Corinthians 13:5).
3. Love does not seek its own (1 Corinthians 13:5).
4. Love thinks no evil (1 Corinthians 13:5).
5. Love does not rejoice in iniquity (1 Corinthians 13:6).
6. Love never fails (1 Corinthians 13:8).
7. Love works no ill to his neighbor (Romans 13:10).
I see your loneliness and fear. I know your hurt and your heartaches. In a special bottle I am storing each and every one of your tears. I see you searching for love, for happiness, for fulfillment. As much as I hate to see your pain, as much as it grieves me to see you struggle, all this must be, in order for you to totally and completely come to the end of your own understanding: only then can you fully hear my voice.
Listen very carefully. Amidst the noise of the world, I’m calling. My voice is in the midst of your worst fears tenderly beseeching you to trust me, in the pain of your loneliness. If you hold real still, you can feel my arms encircling you and hear my soothing words of comfort. Yes, that still, small voice within you is mine. Yes, that gentle touch is me. Give me your pain- yes, all of it, and I will give you my peace. Give me your sorrow and I will give you joy unspeakable. I cherish you, my child .
I shed my blood so that you could be clean. I want you for my companion, my bride, to love and cherish now and throughout eternity and I plan to dress you in the most beautiful of white garments. As you live out the joy and experience the wonder of being my bride, I will be your gentle tutor conforming you to my image.
I must begin by teaching you how to serve and live in submission to me. Let me convince you of your great value so that you may be able to fully share the love I have given you with the one you someday choose to bring to me as your earthly husband. Then, and only then, will you be the kind of wife I would choose for him. Give yourself completely to me. I want you to deny me nothing. I will not hurt you. I will not disappoint you. You can trust me- completely. I keep my promises. Do not be overly critical of yourself or become depressed because you are not perfect in your own eyes. It saddens me greatly to hear you criticize and devalue the one I love so much.
My child, in me, you are complete and lacking in nothing. What right do you have to criticize the one I treasure? On what grounds do you find fault with what I have so fearfully and wonderfully made? Why do you call what I deem beautiful- ugly? Why do you believe that that one I love enough to die for is not good enough? My child, I want you to know who you are in me. I mean who you really are in me- completely loved and totally forgiven. I want you to trust me one step, one day, one second at a time. Dwell in My power and My love and be all that you are in me, in My strength, and in My power.
Do not fear what might happen or what the future may bring because my grace is sufficient and I will take care of you. My child, I know that you long to give yourself to someone, to have a deep relationship with him, and to be loved thoroughly and exclusively by him. But I must say no.
Not until my love is enough. Not until you can see yourself truly complete in me. I love you, my child. Until you discover that your joy and satisfaction can be found in me alone, you will not be capable of handling the problems and disappointments that are part of every relationship. You can never be truly united with another in the way your heart desires, only I can fill that emptiness, only I can supply that need, only I can love you enough. You must be united with me, exclusive of anyone or anything else, exclusive of any other desires or longings before you will have the strength to endure the many heart-aches and, yes, even soul-aches of even a seemingly perfect human relationship. I want you to stop planning, stop wishing, and allow me to give you my faithfulness, my gentleness, and my self-control. Then, you will need no other.
My child, I want you to allow me to be enough. You must keep your eyes on me, expecting the greatest and the best things from me. Keep experiencing the satisfaction of knowing that I am and that you are my child. Keep learning and listening to the things I tell you. Stay close by my side. Seek my face in the morning, my presence throughout the day, and my comfort at night. I am always there, my child. I will never leave you or forsake you. But, you must wait. Don’t be anxious. Do not get in a hurry. Don’t look around and fear or envy the things others have received from me. You must keep from looking off or away. Look up to me or you’ll miss the things I want to show you, and then, when you are ready, I’ll give you the desires I have put in your heart, the strength to endure all things, and the courage to risk your heart.
You see, until you are ready and the one I have for you is ready… I am working even this minute to have you both ready at the same time… until you are both living to, which you will, however imperfectly, reflect your relationship in me.
First, give me time to heal your wounds, console your heartaches, and ease your disappointments. Find me time to erase the painful memories of the past. Give me time to heal you and make you whole and complete in me. I want you to experience real “agape” love- not the selfish, false love of the world. I want you to learn love that is patient and always kind. Love that knows no envy and is never boastful or proud. Love that is never rude or self-seeking. Love that is not easily angered or keeps a record of wrong. Love that does not delight in evil but instead rejoices in truth. The love I want for you, Daughter, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres, never fails. Because this love is of the spirit and not of the flesh, its natural fruit is joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control. I cannot give this love to you in or even through another except dimly, and then only in a limited capacity- for all will fail and eventually disappoint you. This perfect love, my child, can only be found in me.
Let my perfect love flow from you and spill over to all you touch. Be not concerned with yourself; you are my responsibility. I will change you often without you even knowing it. Take your eyes off yourself, look only to me, I lead, I change, I create, but only when you are not striving. You are mine; let me have the joy of making you into my image- only I can do this. Above all else, look to me and me only, never to yourself and never to others. Do not struggle, relax and trust my love. I know what is best and will do it in and through you if you’ll let me. Stop trying to become, and let me transform you from within. I love you my child.
Will you let my love be enough for you?
I’m waiting… will you wait too?
-Jesus
Are you walking through a difficult time and wondering whether you will get through it or not? The answer is always yes when God is involved. The enemy may seek to tell you that you will not, but you will. In times of great difficulty, people often wonder how they will be able to continue. The pain may seem too great for them to handle or the sorrow to deep. They often asks, “Will anything good come out of this tragedy?” When God is involved, the answer is always yes!
However, it may take time, in some cases, years, before you realize that God’s providential hand is always at work in your life. When you do, you also will come to know that you were never alone, forgotten, or abandoned. At every turn, Jesus was beside you. God has not forgotten you. In fact, He acknowledges the fact that your name is written on the very palm of His hand. (Isa.49:16). With this truth in mind, why would you ever worry? If we trust God we will never know defeat. We may suffer at times, be disappointed at times, and even face discouragement, but we will never lack anything. God is faithful, and He will provide exactly what we need, when we need it.
There is only one way to face adversity, and that is by faith in Jesus Christ. Far too often, we want to see miles beyond where we are standing. The reason living life for Christ is a walk of faith is because this is what we are called to do. Trust Him for today and tomorrow and all the days that will follow. We are trained by life’s adversity to either trust God or ourselves. Either you struggle with life’s difficulties, or you turn them over to the Lord and ask Him to give you the wisdom and strength that you need to handle each one. When you commit your life to Him, He will take care of all that concerns you. That is His promise.
God is our comforter in times of trial and sorrow. He is our refuge and strength when we feel we cannot face another trying day. He is our protection when problems grow too large for us to handle, and He is our shield and deliverer. There is no reason for us to be fearful because He is with us at every moment and at every turn. He is sovereign. This means that He has full knowledge of the problem or sorrow we are facing, and He is all-powerful. Nothing is beyond His ability to heal or restore.
God is concerned over every area of your life. He never sees your problem as insignificant. He knows small issues can quickly develop into large problems. Therefore, no matter how large or small a difficulty may appear, make a habit of praying about it. Through the difficulties of life, God is training you to come to Him in times of trouble and in times of joy and gladness. He never wants you to view your time in prayer as just a place to dump your worries. He has a greater purpose in mind. God’s first desire is for us to draw near to Him in order to enjoy His presence and fellowship. He wants you to develop a desire to know Him intimately. Instead of going to God in prayer with a list of things you think you need, spend time with Him in worship. Praise Him and tell Him that you only want to live your life for Him. Rest in His presence, and you will find that He knows what you need even though it was never mentioned.
If you are not sure about the direction you are about to take, pray as Moses prayed, “If your presence does not go with me, then do not lead me up from there. Block my path, and guide me so that I will be in the center of your will” (Ex.33:15). Each day, you make hundreds of decisions. Your circumstances feel urgent. And for the believer who wants to walk in the power of the Holy Spirit, they are. Every decision is important to God. He wants to give you direction and guidance so you will not get off track or make a mistake. This prayer based on Jeremiah 29:11 is essential to gaining His strength in times of adversity: Lord, show me how to pray that I may know your will for my life and situation. Give me the ability to see my situation from Your perspective. Help me to understand that You have a future planned for me, and it is one full of hope and promise.
In Psalm 32:8, the Lord says, “I will instruct you and teach you in the way in which you should go, I will counsel you with My eye upon you.” This is a clear promise of the Lord that He will give you direction for your life. In Proverbs, He tells us, “Trust in the Lord with all your heart and do not lean on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will make your paths straight” (3:5-6). These verses provide specific promises telling us that God will guide and protect us.
We may not fully understand the problems we face, but God does perfectly. He knows the right words to speak to our hearts so that we are encouraged, lifted up, and sense His covering of protection falling down around us. However, we must be still enough in our spirits to hear Him when He speaks. Are you listening? Or are you still talking nonstop to Him about the circumstances of your life? In times of crisis, He wants you to be still and know that He is God (Psa. 46:10). You may feel as if your life is in a vortex of trouble, but if you ask Him to show you how to be still before Him, He will, and in the calm of His presence, you will hear Him speak words of hope and encouragement. There are three ways God speaks to us today. Through His Word, through His Holy Spirit who lives within the life of a believer, and through a trusted Christian friend of pastor. However, before you can hear his voice, you must be still enough to listen.
So often, problems that arise in our lives come as a result of our not obeying God. We may be focused only on our desires, but He coaches us to turn to another direction. Still, we ignore His voice, and we suffer the consequences of our disobedience. The nation of Israel spent forty years wandering in the wilderness as a result of not listening to God. He led the people to the very door of the promised land, but they refused to go in and claim He had given them. Through out the years that followed this moment of disobedience, God remained committed to the nation of Israel. No matter how many wrong turns they took, He was determined to teach them how to hear His voice and to do what He had given them to do, which was to enter a land of goodness and blessings. God is long-suffering. He will never give up on you. He sees all that lies behind you and knows what is all ahead. He is omniscient and committed to your success because He knows that when you succeed, you will bring honor and glory to Him.
No one can escape adversity. Either we are passing through a dark valley or we see one approaching. Life is full of trials. However, it is brimming with victory too. Just as there are consequences to sin, there are consequences to obedience. When you focus your heart on doing exactly what God wants you to do, you will experience one victory after another. Your life will be framed in peace and a deep sense of joy. You will also have hope for the future, hope for the present, and hope in all that you do. Believe, pray and know that when adversity touches your life, God is at work, and He will bring you through this season of adversity victoriously. Claim the victory, because regardless of the outcome, God has promised to work all things together for our good and His glory (Romans 8:28).
We are never alone in our heartache. God is with us. At times, it may feel as though He is not listening or watching, but He is. He understands when we feel forgotten, weary, and overwhelmed. In times of crisis, our goal should be to discover His will for our lives concerning the problem. Then we should ask him to show us how we can faithfully obey Him.
Adversity teaches us the importance of obeying God. Obedience is the foundation to every area of our christian life. Obey God, and He will guide you through the stormy times to a place of great blessing. This may or may not mean material blessing. The true blessings of God can rarely be counted because He places them within our hearts. There is no eternal value that we can assign to the eternal love of God, the overflowing goodness of His mercy and grace, and His compassion that holds us and keeps us secure whenever the winds of adversity blow hard against us. Obey God, and you will know what it means to walk in the light of His eternal love and grace.
Many times, when trouble comes, we think, I’ve got to do something. An opportunity presents itself, and we jumped at it. People sink deeper into trouble because they refuse to be still and listen for God’s word of guidance. They jump ahead of the Lord and wonder why their lives are so troubled. God’s timing is perfect. He knows when to motivate us to move forward and when to hold us back. Waiting is an active step of faith and obedience. Until He tells you to move, you can rest in His presence knowing that the Prince of Peace is at work in you life.
God uses adversity to shape and mold us so we become men and women of faith. People that reflect His love and mercy to others. Jesus knew the disciples could not minister to others until their lives have been broken by adversity. Each time the Savior allowed some hardships to come their way, He was preparing them for the future and for their ministry. When you see someone who is hurting, ask God to give you the wisdom you need to respond with compassion and understanding.
After a sudden death of his wife, a middle-aged man announced to his friends that he could not be alone. He needed a wife. Therefore, he remarried and quickly risked bypassing God’s best to meet a need in his life. Loneliness is something that comes from not being at peace with God’s presence and not being satisfied in what He has provided. Let patience complete its work in your life so that you will mature, wanting nothing other than what God in His grace and mercy freely gives to you. A sign of genuine maturity is to be patient with the Lord. God has your need within His sight, and He will meet it according to His timetable. Remember, timing is everything to God.
Never allow loneliness to drive you to do something that you will regret later. God knows the frustrations of your heart, the feeling of rejection that threatens to overwhelm you with sadness, and the burdens you bear that seek to crush every notion of hope within you. We may not have the strength to trust God, but Christ within us will give us this ability. The same strength that Paul talked about Philippians 4:13 when he wrote, “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.”
Honestly, I don’t know what to say or where to begin. I feel like a ball of tennis that’s been smashed on a table and is being pulled apart in thousands of different directions. Some parts of me are being molded in awesome and good ways that I love, while others are pulling me in directions I don’t want to go or ways I don’t’ feel prepared for. Some just drop me off in a complete desert where I feel completely lost and ask God what to do. But in the midst of chaos, beauty is there and is arriving more and more tangibly.
To summarize, I feel that God has really been working in me in terms of revealing to me the suffering and pain of this world. So much is wrong and so messed up- definitely far from the way God intended things to be. I grew up in a sheltered, nice home and never really experienced these things til now, and the stories/circumstances are ripping my heart apart. I really think God is “breaking my heart for what breaks His” and it sucks, but at the same time is strangely awesome.
Recently, there’s been some big changes in the Youth Ministry that I’m a part of. It’s hard to deal with it and in some ways I’m not ready for it. It does kinda suck because there’s just been so much going on in the people around me and in my own life and now this whole ordeal has been added onto it. But I’ve never really felt the Lord’s presence so strong in me as I have felt this week. And because of that, there’s a strange sense of peace and trust through these uncertain times, and THAT is what I want to share about.
Paraphrasing and shaping James 1:2-4 into the context of my circumstance, this is what I feel God is telling me, “Consider it pure joy, my son, when crazy things happen to you; things you don’t want, expect, or see the good out of. Things that blow your mind, things that seem counter-productive to my ultimate plan of glory and salvation, things that just seem backwards. But know this: these trials, these testings, they are all for your benefit and for my ultimate glory. I am working in the midst of this chaos and in this storm, and I will come out glorified and praised. If you remain in Me, you will emerge from this with a stronger faith and a life that is so intimately intertwined with Me that you have nowhere else to go yet nowhere else would be as satisfying nor would it give you any true answers. I am putting you through my fiery forge so that through these difficult times, you will be molded and strengthened into the servant I desire- a man that lives and breathes my Word, a man hungry and thirsty for Me, a man that goes about with My aroma that people cannot help but notice something is different. These times, though far from easy or comfortable, are necessary so that you can become the complete man I desire You to be- My mature, faith-grounded daughter.” That’s what I feel like God’s saying to me.
And then there’s this to. Building off of John 15:4, which says, “I am the vine and you are the branches. If any man remains in me and me in him, he will bear much fruit; apart from me you can do nothing.” I feel like God has just been adding to that, teaching me to remain in Him through prayer and thinking about Him constantly. He’s been helping me focus on Him more and to turn my mind thoughts from talking to myself to constantly engaging Him in conversation. He’s teaching me to rely on His strength and for my first response to be “I’ll pray about it.” He’s teaching me to lean on Him and to know that He’s got it all planned out. He’s reinforced in me that I am nothing apart from Him and I need Him to even get through this life.
And lastly,1 Corinthians 15:58. “Therefore, my dear brothers, stand firm. Let nothing move you. Always give yourselves fully to the work of the Lord, because you know that your labor in the Lord is not in vain.” This is what God has been telling me :
Lourlin, know that I am working. I’m God and you’re a man. You can’t understand my ways nor will you ever come close to it. But look back at my promises, both in your life and in My Word. I am faithful to what I say, and I will work something out of whatever You do for me. Though you may not see the fruits of your efforts, though you may not comprehend how I can possible be doing something with a situation where you think nothing good can happen, though you don’t think other people deserve the chance, know that I am God and that your work is not for waste. Simply have faith and trust me; I’ve got it covered. Don’t feel worried, troubled, dismayed, or frustrated over what’s going on. That’s my job. You just remain in me and keep your eyes focused on me. Then you will see in My timing the things you need to see and you’ll turn around and praise me.
I love you, I treasure you, I watch over your coming and going each day. I will be here forever and as long as you let me in, I will walk with you forever.
Love, God
So there’s little to say after that. But if you want a short recap: To God be the glory. All glory, honor, and praise. This life isn’t about me or my desires, because I’m worth nothing more than the dust I tread upon. My life is about His glory and His love being spread throughout the world. So God, here I am, all of me. Whatever trials, whatever circumstances, whatever hardships are ahead of me, I’m ready for them. Or rather, I am not ready, but You are in me and You will make me ready. Like our father said, You don’t call the equipped; you equip the called. So God, equip me with whatever tools I need. I’m ready for you to work in me.
Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Re-post as “I am __% filipino.”
You know you’re Filipino or Filipina when…
[x] You answer to “Pssst!”
[x] You point with your lips.
[x] You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables like Ling-Ling, Bong-Bong, or Che-Che.
[ ] You have uncles and aunts named boy, girlie or baby.
[ ] In your dining room there’s a picture of “Last Supper”
[ ] The furniture in your house is wrapped in plastic or covered in blankets.
[x] You use shopping bags as garbage bags.
[x] You keep a tabo in your bathroom.
[ ] You can’t resist buying items on sale even if you don’t need them.
[x] You eat with your hands or you cut your meat with a spoon and fork.
Total so far: 6/10
[x] You know a meal isn’t a meal unless there’s rice.
[x] There’s usually Spam, Vienna sausage and corned beef in your pantry.
[x] You eat or have eaten fried spam and eggs with rice for breakfast.
[ ] Whenever friends come over, they ask for “meat rolls” and you know they mean lumpia.
[ ] You greet or used to greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead.
[x] You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave the room.
[ ] Your relatives sing karaoke when they come over.
[ ] A party isn’t a party unless there’s line dancing.
[x] You don’t get grossed out by balut.
[x] Your mom puts hot dogs in the spaghetti sauce.
Total so far: 12/20
[x] A family member taught you to gargle with warm salt and ginger water when you have a sore throat.
[ ] You always take your shoes off when you enter a house.
[x] You know what the “chocolate sauce” in dinuguan is actually made of
[x] You “open” and “close” the lights.
[x] You know what it means to be on Filipino Time.
[ ] Your second piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.
[x] You’ve mastered the art of packing a suitcase to double capacity.
[x] Goldilocks is more than a fairy tale character to you.
Total so far: 18/30
[ ] Your Dad is/was in the Navy or your mom is a nurse, or in many cases both.
[ ] You leave a party with more food than you came with.
[ ] You’re seen with a girl who’s not Filipino and she’s automatically your boyfriend and everyone knows about it.
[x] You have Philippines furniture in your house
[x] Your mom or dad came from a family with at least 5 children
[x] Your parents over exaggerate the time (ex:” hoy gising na ! its almost 12 o clock,” when it is really 11:15am.)
[ ] You, your parents or relatives pronounce “f’s” as “p’s” and “v’s” as “b’s”
[x] Anyone whose name your elders can’t recall in conversation is referred to as “si ano”.
[x] Your mom tells you to wear your “chinelas” when you go outside.
Total so far: 23/40
[x] You ask your mom what your “ulam” is when she’s cooking.
[x] Your mom likes oriental furniture.
[x] You can speak one or more: tagalog, ilocano, kapangpangan or cebuano.
[x] You can understand either: tagalog, ilocano, kapangpangan or cebuano
[x] You always have sardines in your pantry.
[ ] You’ve eaten the bird of the balut at least once.
[ ] You know the “Otso-otso”.
[ ] If you’re not the youngest in the family, you look like your mom.
[ ] You like Kare-Kare.
[x] Church is a must on Sundays.
Total so far: 29/50
[x] The first thing you offer your guests is food.
[ ] You like the “Black Eyed Peas” because one of the guys is Filipino.
[ ] Your mom tells you that its bad luck to sleep with your hair wet.
[x] You own a “walis”
[x] You like ALL of the following: Sinigang, Nilaga, Tilapia, Dinuguan, Pansit, Lumpia…etc..
[x] Mango is a dessert.
[x] You get excited when you see a Filipino on an American/Aussie channel.
[ ] If you’re living abroad, you have family in the Philippines that expect you to bring pasalubong that’s fancier than anything you even own yourself.
[x] You know that the “white” version of “come here” is palm-up, fingers waving toward the body, but the pinoy version is palm-down, fingers moving toward body in sort of shoveling motion.
Total so far: 35/60
[ ] You nod backwards to say yes.
[x] You know that Adidas is more than just an athletic company
[x] You know that “dat white one” means a CLEAR object and NOT white at all.
[ ] As a child you watched filipino movies with your parents.
[x] You eat lots of things with a bit of Patis
[x] When attended church when you were younger, your parents played dress up with you and made you wear fancy outfits.
Total so far: 39/70
[x] Your mom or lola cut your hair at least once .
[x] You know the songs, Nanay, tayay gusto ko kumain, Ate, kuya…or Sampo mga daliri, Kamay at paa… etc.
[x] Your as tall as a 12 year old.
[x] You have A LOT of cousins.
[ ] You have a house blessing gathering when you move.
[ ] You know the boom tarat tarat dance.
[ ] Your mom asks you to pass something that’s across the room, she doesn’t point with her finger or tells you what she wants, she point with her lips and says: yuon…hinde, bandadoon, a yan!
[ ] As a child when you were growing up, your mother use to wash your pwett with a tabo and till this day you still use one now.
[ ] Around Christmas time you and your cousin’s always got the same thing but in a different color.
Total so far: 43/80
[ ] You own a towel with your name on it.
[ ] You have a Karaoke Machine and often are force to sing with your mother.
[x] Your familiar with the plastic balloon, because you had to use a small hard plastic straw to blow it up, that had a toxic smell.
[ ] You use baby powder or baby oil.
[ ] You have a flat or round nose, not pointy.
[ ] Your mom dyes her hair to hide her white hairs.
[x] When your parents call you via phone they don’t say hi, they immediately ask you “Na san ka na?”
[ ] You collect everything and anything…not throwing anything anyway…sending them back home
[x] When your introduce to another elder Filipino, they are automatically your tita or tito.
[x] Your birthday cards all end with God Bless.
Total so far: 47/90
[ ] When you text, you don’t the full word but broken down… a word could have 5-10 letters and you some how manage to just text it in 2-3 letters…
[ ] Your parents always wanted you to become a doctor or something that gets a lot of money.
[x] Philippines is your favorite country and you have a flag somewhere in your house.
[x] You think that the national anthem of the Philippines sounds way happier then others.
[x] You’re proud to be a Filipino or Filipina!
[x] You’re mom always spends on others and never herself.
[x] You’re mother or aunt is weight conscious and isn’t afraid to tell you when you gained weight.
[x] You’re dad gives the most.
[x] Family is the most important thing to you.
IN TOTAL: 54/100
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Picture taken in 2006 by David Leitzsey |
With these descriptions of the place, we can say that it is safe to stay with because of it’s good management and is a great place to spend quality time with family,friends and even with a special someone.
How to get there?
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Picture taken in 2006 by Alan Cressler |
Being an island, the only way to get there is via boat. Island Ventures operates a ferry that runs between Ponce and the island on weekends and holidays. They make 1 trip per day — departing from La Guancha Marina
at 9:00 am and departing from the island at 3:30pm. The boat trip takes about 35-45 minutes.